"I'm addicted, I want to German size your love."
Which, turns out, actually says..
"I'm addicted, I want to jump inside your love."
(which in all fairness, equally makes no sense...)
To all my German friends that I have also offended; I'm doubly sorry.
If it makes you feel any better, I thought to 'German size' one's love was a good thing... like something that Fergie only does if she's really into you.
But I digress.
Moral of the Post:
- I'm a bucket full of struggles when it comes to lyrics. One time my mom caught me singing "dirty Dee's and the dungarees" instead of "dirty deeds done dirt cheap" to AC/DC's Dirty Deeds (her playlist) in the car and turned off the volume to ask, "wait, what did you just sing?!" To this day I haven't lived that one down. Sadly, the only song that I actually know all the lyrics to, and will until the day I die, is Wilson Phillips Hold On -- which is likely due to an unfortunate set of roadtrips as a kid where that was the only cassette anyone ever remembered to grab. Had my brother ever come to the rescue I probably would have Kris Kross' hot billboard hit Jump burned into my memory, but alas;
Don't you know things can change
things'll go your way
if you hooooold on, for one more day... yeah,
if you hold on for one more day