Dear April...

... I really don't appreciate this. Lets drop the whole December complex that you have going on right now while also being quite possibly the most emo month ever by selfishly making everyone super depressed and sad. If you want to snow, take it to Alaska or Canada... or somewhere where they have lighboxes and/or ample medication to get through dark, cold, and depressing months.

To all those feeling S.A.D (Seasonal Affective Disorder) above is a link where you can find a few helpful products to get you through the worst spring ever made. Lovin' me some Light 'on the go' Therapy Visor.

Moral of the Post:

• If you are going to go with the Therapy Visor you may conquer being S.A.D but may find yourself even more real-life sad when you realize no one will want to be your friend while you wear it. Can't have your cake and eat it too.

We've Been Friends How Long?

There seems to be a little bit of confusion out there as to who I am in the Space Mountain picture. I thought it was pretty easy to pick myself out in the picture; but when I was at work turns out that about half my coworkers picked the wrong person. Including Mel, who by the way has known me for 20+ years. Really? C'mon!

Now don't get me wrong - Addi I am not saying its bad that everyone keeps thinking I'm you, that would be an honor - I think the problem lies in the fact that in this particular picture you sorta look a little... handicap. Okay lets get real - we both do. It is definitely not a real flattering picture of either of us. (Which in our defense, the drop on that part of the ride is pretty steep and the angle that the wind must have caught our faces really didn't help much either...) and I quote, "The report found that Disney's Space Mountain is still one of the more intense rides in the area -- showing more than 3.5 Gs. " (Local 6 Reporting) - Thank you Google. So lets not forget the 3.5 G's that had a hand in the making of this picture eh? If that face were the price you had to pay to have that much fun all the time... I'd walk around all day with that face. Scaring children along the way. Killing two birds with one stone.

So to clear up any confusion - the one that looks like a rugged 33 year old ethnic man with neck issues, who's proudly displaying his Becca shirt; that's me.

For kicks, here is another great coaster pic -